Anonymous asked: Alex Marshall secretly starred in High School Musical, but didn't want it to ruin his street cred so he created his alter ego, Zac Efron, not expecting the High School Musical franchise to be as big of a success as it was. Now he has to go on being both people, taking late night flights back and forth from venues to movie sets. It's all hilariously Hannah Montana of him.

Fantastically developed theory, anon!